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Today's poems[9.13.01]

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A frugal young fellow named Wise 
               Gets the most from the dead whores he buys. 
                    After sporting a while 
                    As a gay necrophile, 
               For dessert he has maggot surprise. 

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There was a young fellow named Hyde Who took a girl out for a ride. He mucked up her fuck-hole And fucked up her muck-hole, And charged her two dollars beside.
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An erotic neurotic named Syd Got his Ego confused with his Id. His errant libido Was like a torpedo, And that's why he done what he did.
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There was a young girl, very sweet, Who thought sailors' meat quite a treat. When she sat on their lap She unbuttoned their flap. And always had plenty to eat.
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There was a young man from St. Paul Who had really no scruples at all--- He would fart when he'd talk, And shit when he'd walk, And at night throw it over the wall.
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