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Today's poems[9.12.01]

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There was an old maid in Peru
               Who'd a dog and a cat and a gnu. 
                    From a sairlor named Harrot 
                    She bought an old parrot, 
               And he threw in a young cockatoo. 

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There was a young girl of Cohoes Who jerked herself off with her nose. She said, "Yes, I done it, But just for the fun it Afforded the folk of Cohoes."
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There was a young fellow named Bouch Who inveigled a girl to a couch. He said, "Pretty young miss, I will take you, I wiss, Horizontally, veritcally, crouch."
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Lisped a limp-wristed cowboy named Fay, "It's a hell of a place to be gay! I must, on these prairies, Due to a shortage of fairies, With the deer and the antelope play!"
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There was a young couple named Kelly Who had to live belly to belly, Because once, in their haste, They used library paste Instead of petroleum jelly.
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