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Today's poems[9.11.01]

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Van Gogh found a whore who would lay, 
               And accept a small painting as pay. 
                    "Vive l' Art!" cried Van Gogh, 
                    "But it's too fucking slow--- 
               I wish I could paint ten a day!" 

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There was a young girl from Sofire. Who succumbed to her lover's desire. She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
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There was a young fellow named Oakum Whose brags about fucking were hokum, For he really preferred To suck cocks and stir turd--- He was Queen of the Flits in Hoboken.
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There was an old man from Pinole Who always got in the wrong hole, And when he withdrew, All covered with goo, His temper was out of control.
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There was a young fellow named Fritz Who planted a acre of tits. They came up in the fall, Pink nipples and all, And he chewed them all up into bits.
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