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Today's poems[9.10.01]

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There was an old spinster of Tyre 
            Who bellowed, "My cunt is on fire!" 
                So a fireman was found, 
                Brought his engine around, 
            And extinguished her burning desire. 

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There was a young lady of fashion Who had oodles and oodles of passion. To her lover she said, As they climbed into bed, "Here's one thing the bastards can't ration!"
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As he creamed my wife's cunt, the coon said, "I could fuck this until she was dead!" As he plugged up her trough, I jerked myself off; "If that's how you feel, go ahead!"
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My wife is an amorous soul On fire for an African's pole. She told a coon chauffeur That he was her gopher--- And, say, did he go for her hole!
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Alas for a preacher named Hoke, Whose shit was all stuck in his poke. He farted a blast That left hearers aghast, But nothing emerged but some smoke.
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