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A prudish young damsel named Rose 
               Is particular how men propose. 
                    To "Let's have intercourse," 
                    She says gaily, "Of course," 
               But to "Let's fuck," she turns up her nose, 

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On his honeymoon sailing the ocean A tightwad displayed much emotion When he learned, one fine day, He'd been fucking away What could have been bottled as lotion.
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There was an old maid in Van Nuys Who went crazy from making mud pies. She would fill them with farts And pickled beef-hearts, And bake them between her fierce thighs.
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A depraved old Jew from Estretto Buggered every young man in the ghetto. He once had his hose in A musician, composing, Who said: "Not so slow---allegretto!" (Yeah, I know it's nasty...)
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There once was a geologist named Wassal, Who one day found a colossal fossil. He could tell by the bend, And the knob at the end, That it was the peter of Paul, the apostile.
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