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The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in the
sentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering her
husband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee.
The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for him
trying to make his client appear more sympathetic to the
Judge, especially since she had been so "matter-of-fact"
about the whole thing all during the trial.
"Mrs. Roth," he began, "was there any point that morning
where you felt pity for your husband ?"
"Well... yeah... I guess..." she replied.
"And when was that?" pressed the attorney.
"Well...," she replied, "when he asked for his third cup."
Send this joke to a friend 1 What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
A Cock that can stay up all night!!
Send this joke to a friend 2 What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
All you can eat for under a buck.
Send this joke to a friend 3 What does pizza delivery man and
a gynaecologist have in common?
Both can smell it but can't eat it
Send this joke to a friend 4 Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of a
sudden the door bell rings. The first gay man tells
the second, "Don't cum until I come back", and he
rushes off to answer the door.
After a few minutes, he eagerly returns to the bedroom
only to find cum was all over the bed and sheets. He
says to the second gay man, "I thought you wasn't going
to cum until I came back. The second gay man says to the
first, "I didn't cum, ........I farted!
Sent by Ken "C"
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