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Billy-Joe and Betty-Sue get married, and Billy-Joe whisks her away to
his daddy's hunting cabin in the woods, for a romantic 'nature
He carries her across the threshold, and they get into bed, when
Betty-Sue whispers in his ear "Billy-Joe, be gentle, I ain never been
with a man b'fore."
"WHAT???" shouts Billy-Joe, and his little bride softly shakes her
Billy-Joe jumps out of bed, grabs his clothes, and races out the door,
into his truck.... down the mountain.... straight to his parents
house... rushes inside screaming "Hey Daddy!, Paw! Git'up!" .....
His father rushes downstairs and gasps... "Billy-Joe, what'r you doin
Billy-Joe, still breathing hard from his mad flight, gasps "Well,
Betty-Sue an I was in the' cabin, and she toll' me she ain't never
been with a man' afore.... so's I rushed outta there, an' lit back
here... quick as I could!"
His father grasps Billy-Joe's shoulder in reassurance, and says "SON,
Ya done the right thing.... Iffin she ain't good'nuff fer her family,
she shure as shit ain't good'nuff fer ours!!"
Send this joke to a friend 1 The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual
event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and
read his essay.
It began, "Daddy fell into the well last week..."
"My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all right?"
"He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
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Amy, a city girl, marries a farmer.
One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her,
"The artificial insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our
cows today. I drove a big nail into the two-by-four over the cow's
stall. You show him where it is."
The farmer leaves, and a while later, the artificial insemination man
arrives. Amy takes him down the rows of cows until she sees the nail.
She says, "This is the one, right here."
The man says, "How do you know?"
Amy says, "By the nail over its stall."
The man says, "What's the nail for?"
Amy says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
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A man feeling very depressed walked into a bar and ordered a triple
scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked,
"That's quite a heavy drink. Is something wrong?"
After quickly downing his drink the man replied, "I got home and found
my wife in bed with my best friend.
"Wow", exclaimed the bartender as he poured the man a second triple
scotch, "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. This one's on the house."
As the man finished the second scotch, the bartender asked him, "So
what did you do?"
"I walked over to my wife", the man replied, "looked her straight in
the eye and told her that we were through. I told her to pack her
stuff and to get the hell out."
"That makes sense," said the bartender, "but what about your best
"I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said 'Bad
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Last time the circus came to town, an ad for an animal trainer was
placed in the local paper.
Only two applicants showed up: a male and a female.
The owner said he could only afford one animal trainer, so he would
choose the one with the best act.
At first glance it appeared that the female was much better prepared,
since she came to the interview in a very long flowing cape, with a
whip & chair. She looked more like a model than a trainer.
The man's only distinguishing feature was a soggy cigar stuffed
between his cracked and leathery lips.
The owner asked who would like to go first, and the man said, "Ladies
So the lady asked for her special music to be played, and once the
music started she entered the cage with a flurry of whip snapping. She
motioned the attendant to release the tiger.
The tiger leaped into the cage snarling. The young lady threw aside
her whip, tossed back her cape and sat on the chair as naked as the
day she was born.
The tiger then circled her, sniffing the air,... then suddenly leaped
toward her, put its face between her legs and started licking. She
threw back her head moaning, holding the tiger by the ears with her
thighs. She rode on the tiger's face all around the cage.
Then the owner looked at the man and said, "That's quite an act,...
Think you can do better than that?"
The man spit out his cigar, licked his lips and said, "No problem,
just get that tiger out of the cage!
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