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There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home.  When they
got about 20 miles of shore the boat began to sink (no idea
way use your imagination).  The three girls jump off and swim
to a nearby island.  After being there a few days the brunette
tries to swim to shore.  She gets about five miles off the
island's shore and drowns. After a few days pass the redhead decides
that she will try. She gets about have way and drowns.  Now
realizing all her friends are gone she decides to try too.  Now she
swims for hours.  She gets to where she can see the shore but she
is so tired she decieds to turn around and go back.

Sent by Evan

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Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? be\ cause, he couldn't get his dick out of its ass. Sent by BL.STEVENS
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A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway. The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..." The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past. "What are you doing?" "I'm counting cars,"comes the rely. "Want to help?" "Sure!" says the blond. She walks out to the middle of the highway to the brunette and starts saying "88, 88, 88.." All the time the cars are dodging the two woman. Then a big semi drives by and runs over the blond. The brunnette calmly walks down the highway, picks a new spot, and starts muttering, "89, 89, 89..." Sent by Kellie
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Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."
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Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. "My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said young Harry. "Well, my dad did two tours of Vietnam and killed 19 men... so lick that!" Tommy said. "That's nothing!" declared little Johnny. "My dad hasn't wiped his ass in 10 years... so lick that!"
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