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Women's Embarrassing Moments I

Curl Up and Die
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked 
loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"

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You Ought to be in Pictures: More than 50 people responded to an invitation to a casting call for a Robert DeNiro movie being shot in Boston. The only problem was, the invitations were sent by police. To people with outstanding arrest warrants. One woman complained she "took a day off from work" to meet DeNiro. She was led away in handcuffs instead. "It's so nice to scam people who are scammers," one detective said. The casting call, sent to 3,800 fugitives, offered more than $200 for two hours of work as extras, plus the chance of "becoming famous." (UPI)
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St. Petersburg, Florida: A Florida woman is offering to sell one of her kidneys to pay off a hospital debt. Ruth Sparrow ran an ad over the weekend in The St. Petersburg Times. It read: "KIDNEY - Runs good. Taking offers." Sparrow is serious. She owes $20,000 for gall bladder surgery, and wants to pay it off. She says both her kidneys work fine and she's willing to part with one to settle her debt. She offered one directly to Bayfront Medical Center, which turned it down. The newspaper has stopped running the ad, since selling organs is illegal in Florida.
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