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An economist is back in his old college town many years after
graduation and decides to drop in on one of his old professors.
He happens to see a copy of an exam sitting on the desk so he
picks it up to look at it. Upon deciding that it looks familiar he
comments to the professor that it is the same exam that he had
taken 10 years ago. The professor assures him that this is
correct but adds that this time the answers are different. 



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I had a uncle one time who left my little brother who was three years old in his jeep by himself while he ran in the house to use the pisser and he gave direct instructions that whatever happened dont spill the coffe we'll my brother really looked up to our uncle so he wasnt going to let anythign happen to the coffe and he did just that he accidently kicked the jeep in to geer and it rolled down the hill and he didnt try to stop it he jumped out and ran in to tell my uncle what a good job of protecting his coffe he did while the jeep lay at the bottom of the hill wrecked.Weird but true Sent by Matt
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The other day I was on my way home from work when the most remarkable thing happened. Traffic was heavy as usual, and as I sat there at a red light, out of nowhere a bird slammed into my windshield. If that wasn't bad enough, the poor creature got its wing stuck under the windshield wiper. Just then the light turned green and there I was with a bird stuck on my windshield. Without any other apparent options, turning on the windshield wipers seemed the only thing to do. It actually worked. On the upswing, the bird flew off, and here is the crazy thing... it slammed right onto the windshield of the car behind me. No, it didn't get caught under the windshield wipers of that vehicle, but the car behind me was a police car. Of course, knowing my luck, immediately the lights went on and I was forced to pull over. The officer walked up and told me he saw what had happened at the light. Trying to plead my case fell on deaf ears. He simply stated: I am going to have to write you up for flipping me the bird. Sent by Matt
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