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Seen In a Tokyo Hotel: 

    Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please.
    If you are not person to do such thing is
    please not to read notis. 

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Near the Delaware Memorial Bridge tollbooth: "Information Police"
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From the "Say What?" file -- true story: I'm taking two classes this semester, one of which is Public Policy. Our professor is an adjunct; nice lady, tries too hard. Anyway, a few weeks ago, we're covering a chapter on environmental politics, and she casts an overhead with facts and figures on some of the more powerful environmental lobbying groups. Among them is the Audubon Society. If you do not know what the Audubon Society is, then stop reading. So one of the students asks, "What is the Audubon Society?" (Bird watchers, if you ignored my previous instructions.) To which the professor replies: "I don't know, I think it's a group to protect that road in Germany." It hits me like a spear. "She did not just say that, did she?" I think to myself. I look up -- and she's serious. "That's Auto-BAHN, not Audubon!" I reply, only to be drowned out by the chorus of students in the back who are either laughing or yelling, "Birds! Birds!" "What?" she says. I reply, "It's a group organized for the protection of birds." She stays silent for a moment, then responds, "Well, what kind of bird is an audubon, is it a spotted owl or something?"
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