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* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
           -in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
       listens.
          -in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
          -in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.




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* Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" -The Engagement Ring -The Wedding Ring -The Suffe-Ring -The Endu-Ring
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* Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited forever.
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* Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
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* Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
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