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* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
       is love; after marriage it is self defence.

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* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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* There was a man who said "I never knew what happiness was until I got married... and then it was too late!"
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* Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it. Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries? Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.
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* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
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