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Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.
- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.
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-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
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-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that
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