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There was a young man from Nantasket
Who screwed a dead whore in a casket.
He allowed 'twas no vice,
But thought it was nice,
For she needed no money, nor'd ask it.

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There was a young girl of Machias Whose bloomers were cut on the bias, With an opening behind To let out the wind, And to let the boys in once or twias.
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There was an old man of Stamboul With a varicose vein in his tool. In attempting to come Up a little boy's bum It burst, and he did look a fool.
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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam, And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls---and he had 'em.
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Part 3 of 3 Then up spoke a lady from Kew, And said, as the Bishop withdrew, "The vicar is quicker And thicker and slicker, And longer and stronger than you."
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