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                    There was a young man from Peru
                    Whose lineage was noble all through.
                            Now this isn't crud
                            For not only his blood
                    But even his semen was blue.

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There was a young lady who came from Decatur, Sang like a bird in a movie theater. An alley cat heard Her sing like a bird, So he snuck in her room and he ate her.
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Once was a tattooist named Clarke Whose urge to render was stark. He put roses on hogs and bare-shaven dogs And nudes on drunks in the park.
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We once had a clerk named Pyle Who had an affair with our file. 'Twas strewn askew From K through Q, And the P's were all sticky and vile.
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On the breasts of a barmaid named Gail Was tattoo'd the price of her ale. And for the sake of the blind Upon her behind Was the same information in Braille.
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