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                    A Chinaman hailing from Woozee
                    Once laid an American floozie.
                            "How different," he cried,
                            As he slid it inside,
                    "To diddle a vertical coozie!"

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There was a young fellow named Louvies Who tickled his girl in the boovies, And as she contorted, He looked down and snorted, "My prick wants to get in your movies!"
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In the soap opera heard in Gomorrah, The heroine wakes up in horror To find that a prick Nearly three inches thick Is halfway up her tune-in-tomorrow.
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The Bishop of Solomons diocese Was stricken with elephantiasis, The public beheld His balls as they swelled By paying exorbitant priocese.
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There was a young fellow from Dallas Who enjoyed doing things with his phallus. So many tricks did he try It became, by and by, Little more than a leather-tough callous.
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