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Today's poems[3.26.01]

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There was a young lady from Kent,
When her husband's pecker it bent,
She said with a sigh,
"Oh, why must it die?
Let's fill it with Portland Cement." 

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Said a pretty young whore from Hong Kong To a long pronged patron named Wong, "They say my vagina's The nicest in China; Don't ruin it by donging it wrong."
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There was a young girl of Tonga Used to diddle herself with a conga. When asked how it feels To be pleasured by eels, She said, "just like a man, only longer."
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There was a young woman of Croft Who played with herself in a loft. Having reasoned that candles Could never cause scandals, Besides which they did not go soft.
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A fair haired young damsel named Grace Thought it very foolish to place Her hand on your cock When it turned hard as rock For fear it would explode in her face.
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