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Hey!! This isn't a joke but it's a poem:

Kissing is a habit,
Fucking is a game.
Boys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the pain.

He says that he loves you,
And you believe it's true,
But when your stomach starts to swell,
He says to hell with you.

15 minutes of pleasure,
9 months of pain,
3 days in the hospital,
A baby with no name.

The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a whore.
It never would have happened,
If the rubber hadn't tore.

Thanks

Sent by Zoe_112



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There was a young lady who said As her bridegroom got into bed, "I'm tired of this stunt That they do with ones cunt. Put it up my bottom instead."
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Said an old lady called Mary Tabott, "I wish I had teeth in my twat. For just think" said she, "how nice it would be To keep all the pricks that I got."
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There was a young girl named Regina Who called in a water diviner To play a slick trick With his prick as a stick To help locate her vagina.
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There once was a girl named Louise Whose cunt hair hung down to her knees. The crabs in her twat Tied the hair in a knot And constructed a flying trapeze.
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