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There once was a monkey named Spunky,
Who was always referred to as chunky.
So he went on a diet,
He shouldn't have tried it.
He became anorexic and died.

Sent by Mike F.

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There once was a man from Kartomb Who was exceedingly fond of the womb. He thought nothing finer Than the human vagina, So he kept three of four in his room
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There once was a man from St. Pauls Who used to perform in the halls. His favorite trick Was to stand on his prick And roll off the stage on his balls.
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There once was a woman from Wheeling Who had a funny feeling So she laid on her back And tickled her crack, And peed all over the ceiling!
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