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Today's poems[3.22.01]

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               There was a young monk from Dundee 
               Who hung a nun's cunt on a tree. 
                    He grabbed her fair ass 
                    And performed a high mass 
               That even the Pope came to see.

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There was a young lady named Knox Who kept a pet snake in her box. It was trained not to hiss When she sat down to piss, But would nibble the noggins off cocks.
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There is a young nurse in Japan Who lifts men by their pricks to the pan. A trick of Jujitsu And either this shits you Or makes you feel more like a man.
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There once was a writer named Twain Who had a peculiar stain Surrounding the head Of his prick, it was red And it was said to wash off in the rain.
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The nipples of Sarah Strong, When excited, are twelve inches long. This embarrassed her lover Who was pained to discover She expected no less of his dong.
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