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               A geologist named Dr. Robb 
               Was perturbed by his thingamabob, 
                    So he took up his pick 
                    And whanged off his wick, 
               And calmly went on with his job. 

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There was a young girl of high station Who ruined her fine reputation When she said she'd the pox From sucking on cocks--- She should really have called it "fellation."
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There was a young girl in Berlin Who ecked out a living through sin. She didn't mind fucking, But much preferred sucking, And she'd wipe off the pricks on her chin.
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There was a young fellow named Chivy Who, whenever he went to the privy, First solaced his mind, And then wiped his behind With some well-chosen pages of Livy
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A fellow who lives in St. Paul Has one hexadronical ball. The cube of its weight, Plus his penis, times eight Is his phone number; give him a call.
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