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Today's poems[3.20.01]

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               There was a young man in Woods Hole 
               Who had an affair with a mole. 
                    Though a bit of a nancy 
                    He did like to fancy 
               Himself in a dominant role. 

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There was a young lady of Andover, And the boys used to ask her to hand over Her sexual favor, Which she did (may God save her!) For her morals she had no command over.
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The cross-eyed old painter McNeff Was color-blind, palsied, and deaf. When he asked to be touted The critics all shouted: "This is art with a capital F!"
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There was a young lady named Ransom Who was rogered three times in a hansom. When she cried out for more A voice from the floor Said, "My name is Simpson, not Sampson!"
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There was a young girl of Samoa Who determined that no man should know her. One young fellow tried But she wriggled aside, And spilled all the spermatozoa.
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