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A bad little girl in Madrid, 
               A most reprehensible kid, 
                    Told her Auntie Louise 
                    That her cunt smelled like cheese, 
               And the worst of it was that it did! 

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An innocent boy in Lapland Was told that friggin' was grand. But at his first trial He said with a smile, "I've had the same feeling by hand."
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A certain professor named Yarrow Had trouble seducing a sparrow. When he'd given up hopin' He pried her jaws open, And filled up her bill with his marrow.
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There was an announcer named Herschel Whose habits became controversial, Because when out wooing Whatever he was doing At ten he'd insert his commercial.
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There once was a young man named Lanny The size of whose prick was uncanny. His wife, the poor dear, Took it into her ear, And it came out the hole in her fanny.
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