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There was a young choirboy from Devon
Who was raped in a haystack by seven
High Anglican priests---
(Lascivious beasts)---
For of such is the kingdom of heaven
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There was a young lady named Flynn
Who thought fornication a sin,
But when she was tight
It seemed quite all right,
So everyone filled her with gin.
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There once was a midwife of Gaul
Who had hardly no business at all.
She cried, "Hell and damnation!
There's no procreation---
God made the French penis too small."
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There was an old scholar named Nick
Who wrote Latin and Greek with his prick.
He peed a paean
In the snow by the john
In script more than three inches thick.
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There was a young man from Bangore
Who was tired and said to his whore,
"If you'll only roll over
I'll get my dog Rover,
And you can have six inches more."
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