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Today's poems[3.16.01]

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               There was a young choirboy from Devon 
               Who was raped in a haystack by seven 
                    High Anglican priests--- 
                    (Lascivious beasts)--- 
               For of such is the kingdom of heaven 

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There was a young lady named Flynn Who thought fornication a sin, But when she was tight It seemed quite all right, So everyone filled her with gin.
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There once was a midwife of Gaul Who had hardly no business at all. She cried, "Hell and damnation! There's no procreation--- God made the French penis too small."
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There was an old scholar named Nick Who wrote Latin and Greek with his prick. He peed a paean In the snow by the john In script more than three inches thick.
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There was a young man from Bangore Who was tired and said to his whore, "If you'll only roll over I'll get my dog Rover, And you can have six inches more."
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