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Today's poems[3.14.01]

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There was a young man named Tom
Who ran screaming home to his mom.
The fear of the Bomb
Scared him back in the womb---
The bastard, he wasn't so dumb!

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A progressive and young Eskimo Grew tired of his squaw, and so Slipped out of his hut To look for a slut Who knew the very fine art of Blow.
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A school marm from old Mississippi Had a quim that was simply zippy. The scholars all praised it Till finally she raised it To prices befitting a chippy.
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There once was a young man from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass Grew out of his ass, And his cock was all covered with weeds.
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While Titian was mixing rose-madder, His model posed nude on a ladder. Her position, to Titian, Suggested coition, So he climbed up the ladder and had 'er.
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