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There was a young man named Tom
Who ran screaming home to his mom.
The fear of the Bomb
Scared him back in the womb---
The bastard, he wasn't so dumb!
Send this poem to a friend 1 A progressive and young Eskimo
Grew tired of his squaw, and so
Slipped out of his hut
To look for a slut
Who knew the very fine art of Blow.
Send this poem to a friend 2 A school marm from old Mississippi
Had a quim that was simply zippy.
The scholars all praised it
Till finally she raised it
To prices befitting a chippy.
Send this poem to a friend 3 There once was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
Great tufts of grass
Grew out of his ass,
And his cock was all covered with weeds.
Send this poem to a friend 4 While Titian was mixing rose-madder,
His model posed nude on a ladder.
Her position, to Titian,
So he climbed up the ladder and had 'er.
Send this poem to a friend 5