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Today's poems[3.12.01]

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There was a young lady of Arden,
The tool of whose swain wouldn't harden.
Said she with a frown,
"I've been sadly let down
By the tool of a fool in a garden."

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An aesthete from South Carolina Had a cock that tinkled like china, But while shooting his load It cracked like old Spode, So he's bought him a Steuben vagina.
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There was a young lady named Rackstraw, Titillated herself with a hack-saw. As a result of this action She no longer has traction, And a penis feels just like a jackstraw.
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A crooner who lived in Lahore Got his balls caught in a door. Now his mezzo soprano Is rather piano Though he was a loud basso before.
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As the elevator car left our floor, Big Sue caught her tits in the door; She yelled a good deal, But had they been real, She'd have yelled considerably more.
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