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Today's poems[3.11.01]

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There was a young lady whose thighs,
When spread showed a slit of such size,
And so deep and so wide,
You could play cards inside---
Much to her bridegroom's surprise.

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There was a young fellow whose dong Was prodigiously massive and long. On each side of his whang Two testes did hang That attracted a curious throng.
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There was a young man from Bengal Who got in a hole in a wall. "Oh," he said, "It's a pity This hole is so gritty, But it's better than nothing at all."
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There was a young man from Racine Who was weaned at the age of eighteen. He said, "I'll admit There's no milk in the tit, But think of the fun it has been."
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There was a young man named McFee Who was stung in the balls by a bee. He made oodles of money By oozing pure honey Every time he attempted to pee.
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