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               There was a young man from Jodhpur 
               Who found he could easily cure 
                    His dread diabetes 
                    By eating a fetus 
               Served up in a sauce of manure. 

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A prim young fellatrix named Prue Said, "There's one thing a nice girl won't do. You may not touch my rear end, But if my up-here end Appeals, there's a hole in that too."
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There was a young fellow named Bream Who never had dreamt a wet dream, For when lacking a whore He'd just bore out the core Of an apple an fuck it through cream.
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A girl attending Bryn Mawr Committed a dreadful faux pas. She loosened a stay In her decollete, Exposing her je-ne-sais-quoi
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There was a young man of Manhasset Whose life seemed excessively placid. One day, just for fun, He raped an old nun, And filled up her crevice with acid.
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