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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
Send this joke to a friend 1 And more on blondes...
Q: But why do brunettes take the pill?
A: Wishful Thinking.
Send this joke to a friend 2 What does a blonde say after sex?
Send this joke to a friend 3 An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked
when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her
at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex
again -- the strain would be too much.
The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny
over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs
on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other
on the stairs -- she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.
"Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering.
"I was about to commit suicide."
"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just coming
upstairs to kill you!"
Send this joke to a friend 4 Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.
"It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and
weave through your opponents."
Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all
comes from early training, sir. You see, my mom used to take me
shopping with her on sale days."
Send this joke to a friend 5