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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!
Sent by Melissa
Send this joke to a friend 1 A manager of a restaurant had called its owner to ask
about whether or not she should hire a new waitress.
"She can speak twelve different languages, which will
be good for foreign visitors," said the manager.
"All right, so hire her," the owner replied."But, sir..."
"I knew there would be a but. What's wrong with her?"
"Sir, English isn't one of the twelve languages."
Sent by Christina
Send this joke to a friend 2 What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
Send this joke to a friend 3 What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Send this joke to a friend 4 Q:What did the man say when he walked
into a bar?
Sent by Sarah
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