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What do you call a dog with no legs? doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!

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A manager of a restaurant had called its owner to ask about whether or not she should hire a new waitress. "She can speak twelve different languages, which will be good for foreign visitors," said the manager. "All right, so hire her," the owner replied."But, sir..." "I knew there would be a but. What's wrong with her?" "Sir, English isn't one of the twelve languages." Sent by Christina
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What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky? Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
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What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar? A:OUCH! Sent by Sarah
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