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What has four asses?
Eight half assed politicians.
Send this joke to a friend 1 George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife
Laura. The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
"I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil," answers the President.
"But sir, what about the mad cow?!!" asks the waiter.
"Oh," answers Dubya, "she'll order for herself."
Send this joke to a friend 2 A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.
"I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are
complaining that they can never reach me."
Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did
the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."
Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"
Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."
Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"
Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving
around, my zip code keeps changing."
Send this joke to a friend 3 What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A Frosted Flake.
Send this joke to a friend 4 What does a lion call a antelope?
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