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Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building.
One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator
together at the end of an unbearable hot, sticky day. The younger man was
completely done in, and he noted with some resentment that his senior was
fresh as a daisy. "I don't understand," he marveled, "how you can listen
to drooling patients from morning till night on a day like this and still
look so spry and unbothered when it's over."
The older analyst said simply, "Who listens?"
Send this joke to a friend 1 "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming over
to the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.
"I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat
down and wept too.
Send this joke to a friend 2 What's the best thing about turning 65?
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Send this joke to a friend 3 A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their
hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says,
"Can I help? Have you lost something?"
"No," says one of the doctors. "We're about to do a heart transplant on
an accountant and we're looking for a suitable stone."
Send this joke to a friend 4 Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an
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