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A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her
place for the night. Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect
They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom. When the guy
walks in the door, he notices all these fluffy toys. There's hundreds of
them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and
window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over
Later after they've had sex, he turns to her and asks "So, how was I?"
She says "Well ... you can take anything from the bottom shelf."
Send this joke to a friend 1 Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,
and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them
in the dark until they mature into something you'd want
to have dinner with.
Send this joke to a friend 2 Some beauty parlors do a great job.
One young man followed a young woman
for twenty blocks. Then he found out
it was his grandmother.
Send this joke to a friend 3 Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.
Jim : That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.
Tom : But, what I found was two ten-cent coins!
Jim : That's it. I heard it break when it hit the ground.
Send this joke to a friend 4 A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August
because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.
Send this joke to a friend 5