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A man brings his dog to a night of tournament poker at a friend's house. At first the others are hesitant, but they finally let the man buy chips for the dog. The hound sits down at the table, picks up the cards and starts playing. The others are impressed and one of them says, "Your dog can play poker! He must be the smartest dog in the world."

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